How can I read and write a file in Malbolge?

Question

I'm trying to write a social networking site in Malbolge with CGI. I need to store data in a database. How can I read and write files in Malbolge?

Answer 1

Is this the same Malbolge which is deliberately so difficult to write programs in that it took two years for the first program to be discovered (by a brute force search of the program space)? And which it then took cryptanalysis to find out how to write programs on purpose?

If so, the answer is that you can't --- it has no I/O capability other than stdin and stdout. Although I suppose you could connect it via a pty to a command line of some description.