Does anyone have a tested function that implements the scrypt algorithm in TSQL? I've searched here and the interwebs at large and to my amazement have not found a CREATE FUNCTION statement I can copy and paste.
Others doing this search, be warned, that Google will "help" you by thinking you are a moron and replacing "scrypt" with "script" on your first search, until you promise you are indeed looking for "scrypt".
I half expect the answer to this question to be a link to an existing article, but I'll be damned if I can find it. The alternative would be writing code from scratch myself, and nobody does that anymore, right?
Thanks in advance for assistance.
No, nobody has done this.
The closest you can get is finding a .NET implementation of Scrypt and wrapping it in a CLR assembly.