Has anyone written either a long or short program in COW that demonstrates what it can do? Sure, the language is a joke; but since it is Turing complete, maybe someone has written a high-level language that translates into COW. After writing a short, practical program that at least showed what you typed on the screen, one would think that someone has written a far more interesting application in the language.
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DDX further increases the capabilities of COW, and when translated into EZ COW, it considerably easier to read. What follows is an EZ DDX COW program written with comments well interspersed into the code.
What follows is a simple interpreter written in Python. It can take the "divide.cow" file listed above and run it quickly enough for live interaction with the program. Other example COW programs are still welcomed!